You know, sometimes the heart just wants what it wants. People on the Internet have recently been posting their “hear me out” crushes, a trend of sharing all about fun, unconventional crushes. Me recently asked the BuzzFeed Community to share them”hear me!” is in love with famous men, and people didn’t hold back! Here are the most memorable reactions:
1.Steve Buscemi
“I have a huge crush on Steve Buscemi. Yes, because he is a great actor, but mainly because he is a great, funny and cool guy. He has beautiful blue eyes.”
—brave cowboy616
“Steve Buscemi. Fight me.”
—oh909
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2.Louis II of Bavaria
‘This is a very, very unconventional story, but look at Louis II of Bavaria. They didn’t call him the Fairy Tale King for nothing.’
—ricmauger
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3.Michael Cera
4.Walton Goggins
“I will not be answering any questions at this time.”
—snakimal
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5.Larry David
6.Danny DeVito
“Danny DeVito, 1000%. I don’t want to hear about it.”
—bitterpear95
“I love Danny DeVito. I don’t know if I want him to be my husband or my grandfather, but I would love to hug that nugget of a man.”
—panda_monium
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7.Benny Blanco
“All the interviews I’ve seen, he seems funny, sweet and warm.”
—jasmine7z
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8.Gary Oldman
9.Bryan Cranston
Bryan Cranston as Walter White Break bad. Bald or not, that’s a charismatic, attractive man.”
—ellie4me
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10.Steve Carell
“I’m in my late thirties and he sits comfortably in my hall, past the top three!”
—tgriffin10
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11.Teller from Penn & Teller
12.Conan O’Brien
13.Kevin James
14.Giancarlo Esposito
“Giancarlo Esposito is still incredibly charismatic and handsome. But I got hooked when he made all those movies with Spike Lee. There’s something about him that shouldn’t seem attractive, but very much is.”
—anonylmoose
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15.Johannes Olivier
“My biggest celebrity crush is John Oliver. I’m not kidding. He’s smart, funny and caring. He talks about difficult truths while making you laugh. To me, there’s nothing sexier than that! I have a homemade Christmas ornament made him last year with little glitter hearts because I love him!”
—daydreaming123
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16.Nathan Velder
17.Michael Emerson
“I would climb it like a cat on a Christmas tree.”
—julie-anneg
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18.David Draiman of Disturbed
“I could listen to him sing all day, every day. I think he’s incredibly sexy.”
—clumsy squirrel536
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19.Woody Harrelson
20.Flea by Red Hot Chili Peppers
21.John Malkovitch
“I can’t explain it. Something about him is so sexy Mary Reilly.”
—lexikatz27
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22.Ted Levine
“Mine is 10000000% Ted Levine The silence of the lambs And Monk. I would consider it a day off.”
—megalicious
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23.Adrian Brody
“OMG Adrien Brody as Luca Changretta Peaky blinders I can get every ounce of mine and I’m not ashamed of it!”
—dt1031
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24.Steve Martin
25.Jac Black
“A girl once asked me if I’d rather bring Justin Timberlake or Jack Black. I didn’t even get the question. Of course it’s Jack Black!”
—no robots allowed
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26.And finally Willem Dafoe
“Willem Dafoe as the Green Goblin, anyone else?”
—shelbip3
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Who is your secret “hear me out!” male crush? Tell us in the comments!
Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.